Steeze

Some people might think it is a lack there of.

Ohh you picked up a little light reading did ya?

evoked a strong "ewwwww grosss" from the check out lady at Barnes with this one.




Got my reading material set for costa in 10 days

That PMA

I could sure use it right now

Vans Book

Scored a copy of the new Vans book before it releases next week. The Baron Von Tudesky has a chapter. I haven't read it yet, prolly gonna drop a deuce in a bit and check it out.

I know how to svrf

New shit

It's not all hulls, wrongboards, and skinny jeans around here. I borrowed this 5'10" Flyer from the shop today and Douche just picked up a Grocket. Looks pretty sick.

Anyways, immediately after this photo was taken, the board was blown over by the wind. Bashed the rail on some bricks. I put a sticker over it, it's cool. Sacrifice to Lucifer for unholy shredding.

Svrfandestroy by Bl'ast

Never heard of these guys before, a buddy at work sent this to me.

Whoever posted the video disabled the embed option. Follow the link.

Lemire Surfboards

My buddy Billy just shaped this for my buddy Brittany. It looks radical and I will be ordering one soon.
Specs: 9'4 by maroon by heavy

Update: Worm has informed me that Shelter has a 9′9 Lemire Classic Nose Rider with black and mint color band, and black glass in fin for $850. There site is fucked right now, check the Shelter Blog.

Water Safety

With the onslaught of kooks and general dipshits this summer, please take note of this safety announcement.

Burn her, burn her, burn her to the ground

Red Meat

This right here is a double cheeseburger with avocado I destroyed at Sacred Craft.














This is the 2 pound "Cowboy" steak with all the trimmins: slaw, baked beans, a Jameson and Seven, two C minus', corn on the cob, and apple pie a la mode.
I destroyed it at all Cattleman's, during my trip to Texas.

Before.















After.

Mehh, why not

I stepped in his shit later. My skate Hi's will never be the same.

Nathan Fletcher

I have already posted some shit up about Nathan before. Definitely one of my favorite surfers.



Last weekend, Douche and I got in a yelling match with 3 kooks who didn't know their ass from a hole in the ground. Older dudes that thought they knew what's up. Needless to say, after I speared a fat guy in the ass with my board and Douche splashed them in the face a few times they vacated the area. Bolsa. Fuckin' gnar, man.

Donkey lips is gona give you an awful waffle

straight from the bottom of your shoes

Lightner with that one dudes board.

Central America

My friend Dono just got back from Central America with Daniel and Mikala Jones. This is his homemade handycam vid he made - Some nugs starting at 3:10 mark

15 July 1956 - 18 May 1980

Yes

Bogus

Fuuuuuuck. I wanna bodysurf. Thanks for rubbing it in Morgan.

Wave House

I went down to the Wave House last weekend to meet up with some friends, slam some beers, watch kooks eat shit, and jocks rip it up.

The Bruticus Maximus is a unique machine. It is everything every surfer has ever dreamed of...the perfect wave. Though, there are a few catches.

It is definitely one of those "You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't" situations. If you are a kook from Minnesota, out in sunny San Diego, looking to get pitted, people will laugh at you because you are face planting and going over the falls into 2 inch deep water.

On the other hand, if you rip on the thing...wait, why the fuck to you rip on a fake wave? You bought a season pass and shred the flowrider? Big fucking deal. The real ocean is a mere stone's throw away.

It is not very entertaining to watch ultimate jock dude, muscling through back flips and deep tubes in chlorine water with tourists in Tevas cheering you on. Gotta practice those Gorkin flips. C'mon now. Lame.

I saw Captain Morgan at the wave house with his two wenches, handing out samplers of his new 100 proof Rum (the photo at the top is the sampler. That is how much we each got. Seriously.). Corporate logos are emblazoned upon every inch of available space.


You can hear this girl scream bloody murder right before she gets axed.



Super stretch Hyperfreaks nor huge muscles were helping this guy today.

Simpler Times Since 1845

Picked up a 6-pack of these last night at TJ's for only $2.99. What a good fudging deal! Super mellow refreshing taste, with a 6.2% kick.  I found my summer brew.

SATURN SPOT!!!

My friend Sayer showed me this video he made today...

I'll be working with him alot now so get ready for gems like these!!!

DUCK N' ROLL from Sayer DAN4TH on Vimeo.

I Laughed...

watch this video: http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=1003

Vowel Movements

I found this video earlier, it's Ian MacKaye and Amy Farina (who make up The Evens) doing a song for some kids show, it's pretty funny.


Listen to The Evens!

"You call that addiction"- Danny Tanner

I was flipping through my chick friends FOAM mag and found this article on Dane and Belinda Peterson. Dane talks about how he used to burn all day and how serious of an "addiction" it was. For some reason this was all I could think about...

Ooph...

Broke as Fuck

Pulled into an epic bush barrel the other day, unfortunately I did not make it out...

Have a good morning.

some bumps in the ocean today

You better come down to the station house

Which Way's Malibu???

Stopped by a local surf shop and picked up new shred sled. I'll be flailing at Malizoo just in time for summer. I went with the soft top in case any dudes on hulls go blazin' by me in full trim, I don't wanna bop them on the head.

I'm off to hunt craigslist for a beaver tail and a beard. As you can tell, I am stocked up on skinny jeans, so at least I have that taken care of. See you in the curl!

Wall of Shame

Thanks Oprah! (I Still Hate You)

You get some chicken! And you get some chicken! And you get some chicken!
http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20090430-tows-kfc-coupon-download

I Think I Found My New Favorite Band...

They are called Sometime Next Tuesday, and yes, they take requests!

http://www.youtube.com/user/BobbyHashemi

Kustom Katin's

My brother and I headed over to Kanvas By Katin this past Sunday to order up some fresh trunks for summertime. Thanks to my increased consumption of beer and Mini Sirloin Burgers, none of my trunks from last year fit.

Not to worry, my skinny jeans still fit. They have a little stretch and give to them.

Anyways, Sato, the seamstress, was there stocking the racks. We tried on some pairs off the racks, got measured, picked out our fabrics, details, etc. and we were on our way.

Sato, has been there since the beginning, 1959 with Walter and Nancy Katin. Her son, Glenn now own the shop. I sincerely think that Sato is the hardest working person in the shop. If she isn't sewing, cutting, fitting, stocking the shelves, or taking out the trash, she is barking orders at Douche McGregor. Seriously.

While it is true that Katin does have some trunks made overseas, it is a pretty cool experience to go into a shop and have a custom pair made for you, right here in Southern California, by the same lady who made them 50 years ago.



























































































I snapped some photos of the wall of shame. I'll post those later.

Mini Sirloin Burgerz!!!!

Danimal and I received Mini Sirloin Burger coupons at the Dodger game last week, He got some this weekend and gave me the good word.  Finally got mine today, fully backed. I just can't decide if I like the english or spanish commercial better.

This is a neat

collection of Animals in Formalin pix

The hull has risen

The hull was crucified on the jetty a while back, not sure if I ever mentioned that...Anyways, it took a little longer than three days to fix it (Christ beat us on that one).

Had to repaint it. That's moss. Pretty tight, huh?

Sex IN Tuberides

And you said longboarding was gay. Swiped from the erBB.

Three Words I Will Say

The Unbroken reunion is next week. I'm not a big fan of reunion shows but for this I will make an exception. No other 90's hardcore band comes close to touching them for me. If they play Curtain I will indeed shit my pants. Still trying to decide whether I should go with the JNCO jeans or the the Lee Pipes...maybe some corduroy (wide of course) shorts with white socks? Oh well, I don't even know why I posted this I'm pretty sure me n Michael are the only ones into Unbroken.

I don't know what to think about this

Skylar's fuckin pissed