FUCK OFF

"noseride, cross step, turn & develop style like the pros!"

no, no, no, no, NO. what the fuck IS THIS?! click here for video, & to witness the new low we have reached. as for me & my style development, i'll just stick to pillows on my bed- i bet there's less pressure dings..

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Vote for me reality is follow me to hell

Surfing magazine has got to be the most widely circulated collection of horse shit ever. No I'm not talking about the 22 page series of advertisements labeled "Wetsuit buyers guide". I'm talking about the 14 pages urging surfers to get political and then presenting us the political opinions of pros.

Does surfing mag really think I should value or even care about the political opinions of a bunch of fucktard pro's who probably didn't finish highschool? The exception to this rant would be Dane's section which was pretty damn funny (his summer vay kay article was really good as well). I don't have a subscription to surfing. I usually just flip through it at Katin, but if I did I would sure as shit cancel it. Pronto.

...Stay tuned for my fuck Alaias rant....