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Don't forget to scrap after you pound your tall can bro. Maybe throw on a V neck and some ill fitting denim (but according to the surf industry highly fashion forward, "slim cut" denim).
Surf brand denim still sucks and will probably never be on point with the fashion world it's so struggling to catch up with. Chas smith, your shitty article in surfing is next. Fucker.