This is pretty much the only thing relevant from either one. . .
Today was a 100 fucking degrees and miserable. I surfed fun waves and got sun burnt, but the drive to and from ruined my day. Nobody can figure it out. I got cut off and almost rear ended a Ford F250 with 10 inch lift, with license plate reading "Rvr Homie". Fucking of course. It's such a cliche it's hardly worth mentioning anymore. One of about 10 instances just today. No exaggeration.
