stupid fucking hippy's

If you've been anywhere in the south bay/Venice beach area you have probably noticed those obnoxious little trees hanging from telephone lines. Sometimes there cardboard, other times there water bottles with the little fucking tree stickers on them, sometimes there constructed out of steel. The people behind this litter campaign are Hippy Tree clothing company. For a company that is trying to cash in on the whole Green, Environmentally friendly, socially conscious, whatever the damn gimick that just about every company is now doing and in my opinion is also doing an effective job of trivializing the whole matter, hippy tree has succeeded in making complete hypocrite hippy ass'es of themselves. I'm no Einstein but isn't that thin piece of twine holding the stupid fucking trees up on the power lines subject to the same consequences of weather as anything else? Or does it have magic hippy powers? In other words won't that shit eventually fall down and become just another piece of trash in the street to get kicked in the gutter and flow to our beaches? Somebody please correct me if i got it tweaked somehow, but until then, fuck you hippy tree. fuck you, fuck your super original artistic guerilla marketing campaign, and fuck your smug artistic photos of your litter that i could do in 30 seconds in photoshop.



Who's bitter?

Whoa Bro

Awile back in college in one of my Spanish classes I remember learning about Francisco de Goya. There are some posters laying around at work that made me think of this. Awesome, huh?

Check out how mental this shit is. Saturno Devorando a su Hjio, 1819 That is, "Saturn Devouring His Son," for my non Spanish speaking bros.


















*This post is NSR, Not surf related at all. You want to know why? Because I have not surfed in a freaking week, man! Things will be better tomorrow, weekend shreds. Damn, I hate weekend shreds, 'cause that's when everyone else shreds! Damned again!