Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts

10.20.2009

Stephen and Leroy the Masochist

Our dear friend Stephen is really fucking party. He enjoys jameson, marlboro reds, performing mind melting guitar solos, and long walks on the beach.



Psychologist: I see here they call you a masochist.
Leroy the Masochist: I like pain.
Psychologist: Can you be specific? What kind of pain do you like?
Leroy the Masochist: Any kind of pain.
Psychologist: Such as?
Leroy the Masochist: I like fights, I've dove through windows, I've eaten light bulbs, I like sharks, any kind of blood. If you gave me a gun, I'd shoot you in the face just to see what it looked like when the bullet hit.

1.14.2009

Show me the way to the next whiskey bar

I'm certain that on any given Tuesday night I'm sipping a beer with someone cooler than you. Case and point -

In other news, E to the C, Eric Christhenson has some sicky sleds down at Katin Surf Shop...Have a gander


5'7 phantom of the agua!



7' something Freeride single fin - These boards work really well at any length - 5'5 to 8'0, single fin or fonzer!


6'6 freeride fonzer!
So the story goes like this - Some whiny, bonzer snob, assclown cried to the cambell bro's that ec was making bonzers. Eric got a phone call shortly after from a surly malcolm campbell telling him that he wasn't allowed to call his five finners "bonzers". Never mind that the entire surf world refers to any 5 fin as a "bonzer", but EC is a nice dude and thus the FONZER was born.