Happy Christmas!

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I Know What I'm Doin for New Years...

On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does this sound? I'm gonna go ahead and say 8, as my 10 was a Wolfenguts (Orange County death metal, check it out man...and don't be fooled by their location which says "inside your girlfriends pussy, CA"...they really are from Orange County!) show I attended at the Galaxy circa 2005, and believe me nothing will ever top it as far as awful shows are concerned in my book. Donavon, Timmy, Tom, since you're reading this I'd just like to say, sure your music sounds fine around the campfire, but it really need not be taken further than that. Thanks.

waterman is a gay kook

an all time favorite.

Scratching The Surface

Shiiiiit Yea

The Best Kind of Mail

Huntington Beach, good for the cliffs and records...and that's about it.


Good jam, crappy video, but if you imagine the singer as one of the McPoyle brothers from Always Sunny then it's a lil' better. I never realized this band was on Subpop until recently, I guess that explains where all the retarded but bangable "indie" broads came from.

everyyyy once in awhile if i get real good an' bored i'll troll the surfermag message board. The banter is hilarious and you find gems like this. Double click this shit.

text of the week

Great Roc Doc

Long but really interesting

This is a good segment...

Chimp v. Frog

I was going to ask for a fleshlight this holiday season, but this has got me thinking I may just ask for a pet frog instead...my deepest apologies if this video is old and not funny anymore.

Panty Raid

"Basically, I want to weed out all of the fuckheads who were here just to socialize and be seen. I could come out and say I love everyone, but that’s bullshit. I despise phonies—they’re all made of papier mâché and I hope they fucking die.”
-Alexis Marshall



Funny. I feel the same way about surfin

RAINdeer BLOOD

John John is Good Good

Fuck Kolohe, it's all about John John Florence. I always knew this kid was better than me since he was born, but he is a real bad ass now. He surfs with insane confidence. He has a cool, smooth style punctuated by his charging attitude. In this clip he is surfing some big, whompy waves on the North Shore and making them his bitch. He skips around on these waves like he is surfing 4ft Lowers or something. John John is Good Good.

not surf related!

WHAT THE FUCK!


Oprah's Favorite Things 2010
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Svrf & Destroy Goes To San Onofre

This is pretty damn close to the real thing. Bros, brews, boards and dog poop. Enjoy.

- source http://vacuumthevoid.blogspot.com/, Nevadas quitting the blog shit too now. dragggg

Air Jordy

I surfed with Jordy Smith this morning out at 56th in Newport. It was not very good and it was foggy. I was having fun on my little egg in the uncrowded peelers when he paddled around the jetty. I said to myself, "Oh shit, that is Jordy Smith." I immediately lost any notion that I might be "ripping." The dude is huge. I know he is quite a bit younger than me and I felt like a little grom next to him. Anyways, we exchanged a few words about the crappy conditions and that was that. Was he nice? Sure. He did two big airs right in my face on waves that were less than marginal. Then of course, some guy with a beer gut and a fun board paddles up and starts peeing all over the place like an excited puppy. Jordy looked annoyed and flattered at the same time. I know he is a celebrity of sorts, but actually surfing right next to the guy really put things into perspective. He is just a dude who happens to surf way better than you and I. I guess that old dude is the reason Jordy can be so successful with surfing, but come on. Chill out. I just don't get star-struck anymore. Especially not with pro surfers. This clip is of him doing a rad rodeo flip. I hate Red Bull and Kolohe Andino is a dork, but other than that, Jordy rips.

Arch Support

Let Archie get you pumped to surf your over-crowded beach break this weekend.

I Wish I Could Skateboard...

SUP in the OC

Been dogging on SUP lately. It just keeps rearing it's ugly head. I was glancing at an OC Weekly yesterday when I came across this little cartoon. All I hear in the media is how great SUP is. From the people I love and care about I hear SUP is lame. This cartoon depicts some of the frustration.

I would rather LDP over SUP any day.

Monday

this song is gonna hold me over for the next three days until I am in Mammoth shredding for opening weekend...

metal worship to the snow gods!

thanks 4Q

Tmo & Friends from dlxsf on Vimeo.

...the fuck?

Nothing like some m&ms, a coke, and a live crab on your lunch break!

This ones for you A.I.

"I've had my fair shares of hills and valleys, but my life's been radical and exciting. Stuff that kings would die to do. Straight up, fucken A. The lifestyle we've got and the life I've led since I was 17, I can't even tell my friends. I try and tell stories and they think I'm making it up or saw it in a fucking movie. Straight up. It's the life I wanted since I caught my first wave." Andy Irons, October 12, 2010.