7.31.2009

176millioninches















Here is a new blog we have linked up to.

176millioninches

Our buddy Steve, who has transplanted to New York, and our friend Logan, "The Bonus Jonas," have started this thing up.

I don't really know what it is, or how to explain it...I would have to say the same thing about Steve and Logan as well. A rare breed who you just can't seem to put your finger on. They would tie for the "Most interesting man in the world" award in my book.

Well if you don't like it

you can fuck off. Oh yeaaah. yeaaaaah.
- corky

7.30.2009

Kookbox Twin Pin



































I got to ride this thing about two weeks ago in waist high mushburgers. At 5'10" x pretty thick x trashcan lid nose x hard edged pin, the thing flies!

My buddy Dana was able to borrow it for a bit and was kind enough to let me take it for a spin. I really liked the hold yet controlled drift through the turns and the speed down the line. It floated me a ton and paddled like a much bigger board.

If I had to describe it like a haircut, it would be the mullet. Voluptuous and floaty up front with some party in the back. The pin was unique in that it almost felt like a stabilizer fin for some in the pocket carves.

The fins were cool too. Not your run of the mill keels. A bit more swept back with a lot less surface area. Kept it loose without sacrificing too much drive.

7.29.2009

niiiccccceeeee

Man why wasn't I this lucky in high school, but seriously why the hell is every female to male unlawful sexual relationship with some hot blonde. "we should track this kid down and give him his luckiest boy alive award."



murdertreats!

peacefrog if he were buff...

7.28.2009

Limp Wrist

Here's one for all the fun boys out there, myself included



Edit: God posted an excellent picture in the comments section that deserves posting...

iphone recap

You may remember Mr.Lightners post a few months back documenting the new bad ass way to spell cunt... KUNT. Lightner snapped a "kunt" tag photo somewhere on an overhang in LA. Well I spotted this a few weeks ago on some shitty ass curb near the Trump hotel in Las Vegas.


My friend kyle mcgeary (kookkyle) got a thing on surfline "when groms attack HB" or some shit. kyle looks like ryan sheckler and on occasion has been chased down the beach by pre-teens. seriously. check it out



I think Tudor's deck just got one Upped -
Behold the sneak a toke madrid skate. Hollow kingpin for the bowl, with a suck in hole on the tail, and a carb on the nose. Yup.

Are you ready...



So this video was posted by some guy named Jon. He runs a fitness training camp that specializes in teaching kooks how to SUP so they can terrorize congested lineups up and down the coast! All while working out their core and abdominals. He has an E-book on SUP training for only $19.95!

I don't come you your gym and shit on your treadmills so quit fucking with our beach!

Thanks for the tip Worm!

7.27.2009

Bear Face show this Thursday

Oh Wait....

He's legit. Liam just sent this.

FOF's

Not sure if you know what a FOF is...in my experience they are usually the buddy of a buddy that attends your party and ends up trying to steal something and getting his ass kicked in the front yard (Yes, that happened this weekend).

Anyways, Liam's FOF buddy Kyle Green painted this thing. So far he seems legit.

Yes, sharks are rad as fuck. They would be radder if they started chomping kooks.

Dino Jr. x2


To answer God's (Mr. Lightner's) question, as of this morning i do have the other dinosaur jr board. Courtesy of ebay. The thing looks really fun to ride, but it will be on my wall for quite a while. And yes, that is a 2pac record i'm listening too.

7.25.2009

7.23.2009

Body Whomp

I bailed work early to meet up with Murdercity and Dude Economy for a bodywhomp session in Laguna. Psyched.

The swell wasn't really showing too much. A few sets, but the hype machine rolls on.

Testing out my new paulownia hand plane.













Fuck the po-lice.

















Stayin' moist.

Headbanging While Making A Fire



What a totally kick ass video, I don't know how it took me to see this.

San O: Explained

7.22.2009

I Hate Summer



My response to mother fuckers like this guy...



Hey Bro!

Grab your helmet, wax up your fun shape, get in your 3 series, and get to the beach this weekend!

It's the annual 50 year storm, ready to slam into So. Cal. Here is a guide to help you decide where to lay down your shred!

See you in the green room bro!

7.21.2009

Our friend Kimmy Dizzle sent us some web gems...This is my personal favortie --

MurderTreats!



70's AD for the type of motorcycle i have

The shit was so fun looking back in the day

Where Eagles Dare

The Svrfandestroy hate mail account has been getting some questions, comments, and suggestions, lately. Here's one for Where Eagles Dare...

Which one is it?



or

Murder Montage...

Lets get a crew together and svrf this weekend!!!! We need to film for the movie...

SvrfanDestroy Teaser from Chad Huff on Vimeo.

7.19.2009

Wallhanger

The newest addition to my wall:

7.16.2009

No swastikas. How boring.

pull a mole, blast this fucking song, and get the fuck over yourself.

SUP my balls

...at Gnardiff. Photo sent in by Surfy Surfy.

If you ever have any cool shit you would like to contribute to the blog, send it here -> svrfandestroy@gmail.com

7.14.2009

NEW WAVE Doesn't Mean Shit

MurderCycles...


This is my new bike... Im doing some Mods on it but keeping it pretty stock, it is a 90 cc Honda 1974 CT Trail90. scored it for 700$ and just got it insured today...In the process of registering it and getting my permit. It cruises at about 50 mph so if you see me zipping past you send me a shout!

Also just went to Scotty Stopnik's house yesterday and scored a retro helmet...He has the ultimate Man Cave with motorcycles everywhere!

We also discussed the Svrfandestroy movie and it sounds like Scotty, Turkey and any of their other fellow Cycle Zombies should be taking part in the film!

enjoy!

7.13.2009

Meat Sandwich

Four Lokos and car wreck.

Drank some of this jesus piss the other night...
tasted like goat ass. A tweaker goat ass actually.

11.0% alcohol...can't really argue with that.

Anyways


Coming home with an eerie full moon heading south from Long Beach, Dudeconomy threw on some behemoth ,and about a minute later we drove past this carnage.

This photo from my phone at 75 mph doesn't really do the destruction justice. Proper Fucked.

7.12.2009

Get Some

One Night In Bed With Loftus


Dudeconomy shredded for LOFTUS(R.I.P)
Promo poster from Euro tour


Trust The Shark head conscious

I listen to side one and side two at least once a month (for the past 4years).


...Miss our friend

7.11.2009

Ha

So I was just on photobucket and I clicked the browse button and this gem was on the very first page. Needless to say no more browsing was needed.

7.08.2009

Picaresque

Scotty sent this to me. I have a b-day party to attend, so I will not be going.

Thanks Jared!

Feel free to send cool shit, hate mail, death threats, and envelopes full of anthrax to svrfandestroy@gmail.com

On Rail

Fuuuuuuuck. I want to surf.

BODYSVRF 3

Justin Reynolds has a photo of Spot X in the new Bodysurf digital zine.

7.05.2009

love this country

waves are picking up.

get motivated...

The cutty at the 27 sec mark is ill.




I talked to Travis Karian the other day and he said he might have some fresh footage for us to post. Keep your eyes peeled.

proper noise crowd

gotta find a new band to jock...

7.03.2009

Pierrewood!

Tonight is the first night back for every ones new favorite dodger, Manny Ramirez. Personally I have mixed feelings about the man. Yes in the bottom of the ninth inning and the dodgers losing i would rather see Manny walking to the plate than Juan Pierre but...

Is it not hypocritical of dodger fans though to cheer for a man who used steroids, and despise an entire franchise and fan base based on their left fielder doing the same thing? Giants fans stood behind Barry Bonds through accusations of Steroid use and i understand the majority of dodger fans will be doing the same thing for Manny. I have been in the left field pavillion at the ravine when Bonds was playing and i have never heard louder Boo's. A couple guys even made a giant syringe and were taunting Bonds the whole game. Don't get the wrong idea, i hate the Giants just as much as the Dodger fan next to me with face tattoos but I'm confused. Manny Ramirez doesn't give a shit if hes wearing a Dodger's uniform, a Red Sox uniform or a Yankee's uniform. He'll play for whoever will pay him the most money, for now he'll take $45 million from Frank Mccourt. Despite not getting paid while being suspended, Manny will still make close to $38 Million. On the other hand we have Juan Pierre, a player who cares about the game. Pierre also currently has the 2nd most steals among active players, and recorded over 200 hits in a season while with the Marlins. Juan Pierre's numbers may not compare to Mannys monster numbers but get fucking real with me here.This will help those of you on the fence: On May 9, 2006, Pierre robbed Barry Bonds of a career 714th home run, which would have tied Bonds with Babe Ruth for second on the all-time list, by catching the ball as it topped the fence. Jay-Z is down with JP and refers to him in one of his songs, and Pierre has the smallest head in the MLB (5 1/4) You choose: (Look at that stache on JP though)

7.02.2009

Murder Treats!!!

Danimal is Engaged, fucking mental(congrats)... The other day we were talking about guns and this video reminded me of our conversation!

All i can say is that when he has kids i hope the family outings are something like this

enjoy!

Waves fucking suck right now




The matunas rep is weird as fuck and really persistent and pushy. had to straight up tell him his wax sucks and we will never carry it at the shop.

7.01.2009

Attitude

"Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."