11.30.2009

Mail Call

I got my Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit 7' in the mail today. Nothing like a silk screened cover, a hand written note, and an additional free 7' with your order. By the sound of them I'd say they listen to healthy doses of I Hate Myself and Piebald, maybe The Promise Ring too. I've been on a kick of ordering alot of new/random 7's lately, should be receiving some records later this week. Tight.

Murder Treats!!!

I really hate this dude....

This Is A Tattoo

via poster Chuck Wang

11.29.2009

And if you need 'em, I got crazy prophylactics

A little parking lot love...

11.28.2009

My War - Side II

One day this will be mine, after a bidding war in an eBay auction far far away...

OG 84' tour shirt


(I suggest plugging in the headphones for the video to get the full effect)

One would be hard-pressed in trying to find something heavier than this at the time of it's release. Whoo! I'm gonna go flip through Get In the Van while I have a shit.

11.27.2009

Christian Side Hug Anyone?


baahahaha

Surfline said, like, there's gonna be waves

I'm never surfing when "there's waves" again. Mark Burke had it all right today, not going out, and posting up on the pier making calls on everyone who infested the lineup. It really wasn't worth it today.

11.25.2009

like a mother fucker from hell

"Ambling Alp" (NSFW)

"Ambling Alp" (NSFW)

Another New One

7'0 Mini-Pelican from EC. Tested er out at Bolsa this morning and it works great I'm very pleased.

11.24.2009

Murder Treats!!!

This made me so happy today!

6'6" Fonzer Has Landed

I picked her up from EC's yesterday afternoon.

6'6" x 20 1/2" x 2 7/16" shaped by Eric Christenson

Lots going on the bottom in terms of channels, concave, etc. Pictures don't do it justice.

3/8" tapered Cedar stringer

101 Fin Co. bamboo bonzer side runners by Marlin Bacon

6 1/2" 101 Fin Co. bamboo bonzer center fin by Marlin Bacon

School Bus yellow tint.

We're getting some work done on our house, so please, don't mind the shitter.



























































11.23.2009

Being really really good at partying

Saturday morning Nevadical McRadical and I woke up on the floor of these two chicks dorm room (both had boyfriends, 1 had mono) after an epic party the night before that involved multiple instances of pantsing, several instances of frenching babes, 1 fight, 1 machete, and 1 instance of my friend (and host of the party) being arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and taken to jail wearing nothing but red boxer briefs and a tie. All in all I'd say the night evened out pretty well.

That was Saturday morning. This picture is from Sunday morning.


Nobody even knows who's piss puddle on the bed this is because there were like 5 bodies throughout the course of the night jammed in the bed.

I slept on the beach as the sun was rising and woke up to a lifeguard asking my lady guest and I if we were okay.
Stuuufffffff it liffffeeeeguard.



You can't make me sleep with fuller, he'll pee all over me

11.22.2009

Heavy Metal Sign Waving

Where'd you get that shirt!?!

Snapped this at the San Diego Wine and Food Fest yesterday.

I got shitcanned and ate a bunch of free filet mignon and lamb chops while drinking free Arrogant Bastard and Celebration Ale because wine is for the birds.

Did I mention it was all free and delicious?

11.21.2009

Hell Yes!

This shit looks fun!

Tyler via Lightner

Kyle went up to El Segundo to pick up a sled with Scotty and took some rad shots.

When I lived in Manhattan I would always be so psyched to see him in the water. Insane style, power, and finesse.

One time I was surfing the north side of the jetty up there. He paddles out on a 7 foot single fin gun type thing, no leash, and proceeded to get tubed off his ass. I don't think he lost his board once. Even pulling into closeouts, he would always, somehow, kick it through the back.













Photo: Kyle Lightner

Back when I was probably about 15 or so. I went up to El Segundo with a buddy to visit his uncle. We knew Tyler's shop was somewhere in the city. We got on our skateboards and pushed around until we found it. We figured out where it was by following the resin fumes.

Anyway, we get there, cruise in and he's kicking it in there with some friends. They had some tees, videos, and a few boards in the entrance to the factory. We chatted for a bit then asked to buy a copy of Smooth'n Casual 3, he just gave it to us for free and told us to have a good day.

11.19.2009

Hi Alana

If the surf industry's raging hard on for Alana Blanchard couldn't get any more veiny and swollen, she goes ahead and wins the first leg of the women's Triple Crown at Haleiwa.

I predict she wins the Triple Crown and follows it up with a sex tape with someone on the top 44.

MurderMontage...

Came up on this today...Just when you think a dude already kills it hard enough at skating this video presents itself to you like a fucking bicycle for christ-mass!!!!

check the backflip with a twist so sick!


11.18.2009

Filler Post

Was just going through some records and shit and I found a poster I forgot I had. If I ever have a fireplace this will be hung above it (seeing as my Kiss Army "No Substitutes" poster is all crinkled).Nothing screams classy like a couple a sausage links pouring out of Margaret Thatcher's ass. Up tha punx, brah.

11.17.2009

Mail Call

Today was a good mail day as I got my Converge pre-order, and the latest Hope Con 7' from Deathwish. Also received my RevHQ order which included Mourningside's debut 7' and my favorite Mother of Mercy 7' which I lagged on getting when it came out. I love that Revelation is in Huntington, I order something and it is usually on my doorstep two days later.
And here is my latest (limited funds) Amoeba run including classic Billy Bragg and Nomos (listen to them).
On an unrelated note: WWII in HD on the History Channel tonight, if you haven't been watching get on it, its dope.

11.16.2009

RVCA sooooo anti mainstream brooooo

It's all about not being part of a market man. Like, don't exploit my culture ya know?

(Please enlarge photo to comprehend all sarcasm)



Don't forget to scrap after you pound your tall can bro. Maybe throw on a V neck and some ill fitting denim (but according to the surf industry highly fashion forward, "slim cut" denim).

Surf brand denim still sucks and will probably never be on point with the fashion world it's so struggling to catch up with. Chas smith, your shitty article in surfing is next. Fucker.

Don't Meth and Longboard Kids

All Jokes aside, Jail fucking sucks and I feel for this dude. Still... Meth is fucking hawaiian and Guns are fucking lame.


HUNTINGTON BEACH – Joey Ray Hawkins, a 1990s world longboard champion and Huntington Beach surf legend, was recently arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of methamphetamine while sitting in his car with a loaded 9 mm handgun near the city's youth shelter, officials said.

Hawkins, 39, who won the ASP world longboard championship in France in 1992, pleaded not guilty Monday to two felony charges of possessing methamphetamine while armed and of possessing the drug.


Joey Ray Hawkins was arrested for being on methamphetamine and sitting in his car with a handgun.
COURTESY OF THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY
To view a video of Joey Ray Hawkins click here.


n exotic locales
The market: Surf City's smallest house
"He is very well known – one of the few world champions in Huntington Beach," John Lyman, a Surf City local since the 1960s, said after hearing about the arrest. "He never really took his surfing championship and did anything with it ...He just kind of faded into the scene."

An employee of the Huntington Beach Youth Shelter in Central Park called the police department about 9:15 p.m. Nov. 5 to report a suspicious man walking around the building, police spokesman Lt. Russell Reinhart said.

Police contacted Hawkins in his vehicle and discovered that he was under the influence of methamphetamine and had a loaded gun, police said. Officers also discovered drug paraphernalia, court records show.

Hawkins did not have a connection to the shelter, which offers support to runaway and troubled youths, police Chief Ken Small said.

Hawkins, a surfer and skate boarder, would use skate moves on the longboard, which drew criticism from competition judges, Lyman said.

"He was a kind of a progressive surfer – using modern moves on the surf board and he was very good at it," said Lyman. "A lot of the judging was done on old time surfing."

Hawkins was vocal about his opposition to the judges and dropped out of the surf scene. Lyman said he has not heard from Hawkins recently.

Hawkins also pleaded not guilty Monday to misdemeanor charges of being under the influence and possession of controlled substance paraphernalia. Among the charges was an enhancement for having a gun while committing a felony.

Hawkins, who has not previously been charged with a felony in Orange County, is being held at the Orange County jail on $40,000 bail. His occupation was listed as an unemployed phlebotomist.

A preliminary hearing is set for Nov. 24 at the Westminster Courthouse.

11.13.2009

Remember when the Pirates were good?

Probably not . . . But this video is fucking hilarious about Major League Baseball player Dock Ellis and his infamous 1970 no-hitter game against the San Diego Padres while under the influence of LSD. "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No".

Murder Treats...

holy fuck

Murder Treats...

This is Snow related...

pretty excited about this...

KR3W has been on point in skateboarding for sometime! This year is going to be their first test with a "Snow" team... mostly the same shit they do for skaters. My homies from Ashbury are backing this pretty hard and the dudes I try and ride with when I get out on the hill are on the team so check this shit out. Pretty cool team trailer!

Look out for Nima Jalali this year...might have some bangers!

KR3W DENIM SNOW INTRO from KR3W DENIM on Vimeo.

Gay Butters

11.12.2009

WWI Map Caricature

Saw this bastardized World War I map posted on b9er tonight, pretty friggin sweet...
http://www.keiththompsonart.com/pages/grandmap.html
Click the link for explanations of the imagery used for each country

33 RPM

This is a different post then usual. I know by no means is this a music download blog but i know a couple people might enjoy this (peacefrog). Below are Converge-Jane Doe as well as Daughters-Canada songs slowed down from 45 rpm to 33rpm. Talk about heavy as fuck.

Daughters - Canada Songs 33 RPM
Converge - Jane Doe 33 RPM

11.11.2009

O&E best trick comp winner = Kookyle

"Best trick contest ehh. I'm going to win your contest!"
-Blitzed as fuck Kyle

"Cool. Yea, well see"
-Ocean Earth employee.

Well......

Happy Veterans Day Folks

Caught a couple fun ones with Cameron on my day off


Edit: and they were totally filming an episode of the dog whisperer when i surfed cliffs this evening, i hollered at caesar, it was tight

Couple Quickies


One day I'm gonna scan a bunch of old photos from Katin, but for now all you get is this phone photo of a photo of Walter Katin in the parking lot at Sano. .


Sato was really stoked on these patriotic size 40 customs she made for a customer. Just in time for Veterans day!



Peruvian blanket material turned into super sweet kick it in Katins.

11.04.2009

Suck It Lidge and Phillies Fans

Taste the tears. Go Dodgers.

Good Morning

Checked it at 6:15 AM standing on shore, couldn't see shit, bacteria signs posted, and swamp tide. Over it.

At least I saw this

11.03.2009

Murder Montage...

Planet ISIS 2

A bit more Gnar!!!

Planet Isis 2 from Chad Huff on Vimeo.

11.02.2009

Murder Montage...

Planet Isis...

Turn this shit up LOUD!!!!!!


Planet Isis from Chad Huff on Vimeo.

11.01.2009