6.29.2008

Beer Advocate

During the last year or so I have been drinking a lot of beer. A lot of good, imported, and usually expensive beer ($11.99 for a 750 ml. Chimay Grande Reserve "Bleu"). I go to BevMo once a week and stock up on a few different beers for the week. For example, I will get 4 different Pale Ales and see which one I like best.

Anyways, I just subscribed to Beer Advocate Magazine.


















I also picked up some books on the subject...



































So, hopefully I will be able to start my own homebrew this summer. I was looking into taking a class at Culver City Home Brewing Supply Co. I just need to save up a little cheese and read through there books so I have my fundamentals down.

I was never able to get into wine. It just feels so inaccessible. Whatever. Everyone is into wine these days. Just like everyone is an artist, photographer, musician, graphic designer, hipster, rad dude. I have always felt that a lot of people come off a little bit snobby about it. I think there is much more camaraderie in a nice pint.

Under the Sun

A good pal of the boys here at Svrf & Destroy, Cyrus Sutton, will be showing his new surf film, Under The Sun, at the La Paloma Theater on Thursday July 3 @ 8pm. There will be a little shindig afterwards.

I am at a cross roads...do I go down and see this and crash on Cyrus' couch down in Encinitas and shred Cardiff the next day or go to my first home brewing class in Culver City and buy all my gear and start the brewing of Gnarcoleptic Ale???

Here is the flyer.

6.27.2008

Isengard - Vinterskugge

Isengard is definitely in the top 5 on my iPod rotation right now. I have been listening to Vinterskugge once a day. Isengard is the solo project of Fenriz from the band Darkthrone.

I like his solo project a lot for the 'folkiness' he embodies in certain songs with his chanting and ominous voice.




If you haven't really listened to any Norwegian black metal. I highly recommend starting out with a little Immortal to get things going.

6.19.2008

MURDER MONTAGE #3

bad weather, bad waves, good times...

GO SKATEBOARDING DAY!!!!!!!

YO BOYS... BELLFLOWER SKATEPARK SAT. JUNE 21ST FOR GO SKATEBOARD DAY...BEERS WHEN WE WAKE UP SKATE FOR AWHILE THEN A POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE... WHO IS IN?

Go Surf/skate Day

Yes, it is tomorrow.

Yes, I know it is a little corny.

But hey, lets pick up some trash and go thrash.















7am-noon @ Brookhurst St. Huntington State Beach. Parking is free. Tell the dude at the gate. Tee shirts, hats, donuts, coffee, trash bags, and gloves will be provided.

Joe Jost's















So myself, doucemcgregor, and Evan went to Joe Jost's last night for some beers, grub, and to shoot some pool.

Anyways, Joe Jost's was the first bar to open its doors in Long Beach, CA in 1924. Anyways, I don't want to digress too far into the history of the place. If you want to know, check out their website, Joe Jost's.

Recently, due to the rising prices of the ingredients needed to brew beer, many breweries have raised their prices, most notably Pabst Blue Ribbon, to many college aged guys. Refusing to raise the price of a beer that Joe Jost's helped make famous in the area, PBR is no longer served. I have been told that Joe Jost's was one of the largest consumers of Pabst Blue Ribbon on the West Coast.

This is what went down. Article from Long Beach Press Telegram, written by Tim Grobaty

JOE JOST'S SWITCHES BRANDS: When you see the iconic schooner of beer that adorns the back of the ubiquitous (in these parts anyway) Joe Jost's T-shirts, white suds cascading over the top of the amber beer, frosty even in its silk-screened form, you have to imagine that it's Pabst. PBR, as it's called by the later-comers who are in too headlong of a rush through life's evenings to spare the time it takes to utter the long form: Pabst Blue Ribbon.

"What'll ya have? Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer" was how the old jingle went. But there's a different answer now to "what'll ya have?" at Joe Jost's, the local home of PBR since 1976, because Joe Jost's has given the low-priced brewski the heave-ho after a dispute over pricing discrepancies, according to the bar's owner Ken Buck.

Last week, Buck's crew poured the last Pabst in the tavern at 2803 E. Anaheim St., where the brand has enjoyed a huge success over the decades. Even before Pabst became the house's entry-level-priced beer, Jost's served Eastside, which was made by Pabst.

It can be argued fairly persuasively that Joe Jost's even made Pabst the locally popular brand that it has become.

"I always try to get the best buy that I can for my customers," Buck told us. "I wasn't getting that from the distributor, and I can't in good conscience continue to sell it anymore."

Customers have been upset - several called us or e-mailed us to report the what they see as the tragic demise of Pabst at one of Long Beach's most popular watering holes. The beer is practically synonymous with the bar, just as important to the Joe Jost's experience, it would seem, as the tavern's pickled eggs and special sausage sandwiches.

Stepping in, now, to replace it as the low-priced ($3.45) schooner at Joe Jost's, is Busch Beer, which, if we can recall that far back, was the first beer we liked, probably because it was so light.

"I like it; it's a clean-tasting beer," said Buck. "I wouldn't sell it if it wasn't good. And it's important that I can get it and sell it at a lower price and I can maintain a low-cost beer.

"Joe Jost's has always been a workingman's bar and I don't want that to change," he said.

We can live with the new beer, but we have some free advice for Ken Buck: Don't mess with the pickled eggs.


Ok. Now that you have read up on the history and the current changes. Lets get to the good stuff.

Basically, I had 3 Schooners of Busch, a special (hotdog, swiss, mustard on rye), a handful of pretzels, and 5 pickled eggs. Bear in mind that everything but the beer was covered in horseraddish mustard and chased with a few yellow peppers.

Needless to say I am hurtin' today. Not from the beers, but those eggs are killer. I think I have my sodium and cholesterol taken care of for the rest of the year.

But, it was damn worth it because I bought a sweet ass camoflauge Joe Jost's shirt.

This is what people have to say about Joe Jost's @ Yelp.

These are the pickled eggs.

Note:I didn't take either of these two photos. I found them on the interweb. Crucify me.

Get 'Em While They're Hot.

Just in case you were wondering. They have plenty of rad puka shell necklaces for sale at the "Big A."

Shit like this explains why I am a Dodger fan.

Dodger fever, catch it...

6.16.2008

Death Trip

The Map: Above( the bottom is going, top returning)
The Mission: Destroy
Distance: Roughly 6247 mi
Participants: whereeaglesdare,captmouth,mugmugmug,+1
The Vehicle: 1999 Toyota Camry ( the Tan Dragon)
Departure Date: July 7th, 2008 - 10:00am PST
Return Date: Who cares?

I'm Glad My Old Man Isnt Chris Benoit

Join us as we discuss the Lakers, Church Burnings, and Hulk Hogan, and more!

I'm Glad My Old Man Isn't Chris Benoit

What's Wrong With This Photo?

I ate at Chronic Taco in Screwport and I saw this while mowing down a Carnitas burrito.

6.15.2008

Where's the Party?

I drew this at work the other day...

6.13.2008

Surrounded by Idiots

I drove to Target today to pick up some essentials. A Hanes 5 pack of white crew necks, a 5 pack of white v necks, and some fresh socks.

Anyways, I was in the parking lot trying to find a spot...only to realize I am constantly surrounded by idiots. I thought of Henry Rollins and that bit he does on driving and how everyone sucks at it.

Seriously, why does everyone suck at driving. It's not that hard.

1. Remove head from ass
2. Drive

It's that easy.

Rollins YouTube on dating. I could not find the bit I was looking for.

How Much Would Your Dad Shit...

if you came home with this on your arm? What would he do first...shit or kill you?



Found on the Interweb.

I'm already "that guy" on here, so fuck it


I'm not an angry person...really. I just have an extremely low tolerance for stupid fucking bullshit. Is it just me, or is anyone else fed up with the longboard scene? Campell's movies have really caught on in the mainstream surf eye and while that's cool and everything, its also made it pretty damn stagnant. The great lenghts top log dudes are going through to achieve that "non-confomist" hipster, basquiat esque, art, punk, ect image becomes problematic when looks are based on ripping other people off, or simply being living breathing contradictions that frustrates us jealous types who don't get paid to surf.

EX. 1 can be seen in this image display of very unique products and logo. Keep in mind when i say unique I really mean total fucking rip off. We've got Anti-hero skateboards, and The Cramps getting straight jacked here. I don't even know what to say about that fin, except HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY CALL THE MOZ, cause you know he ain't backing that shit.

Next off is what could quite possibly be the stupidest fucking thing i've ever seen in print. Some magazine had this to say about one of the best longboarders in so cal -- But for now he's not going corprate, "Too many people turn cultures into markets" he says--

Keep in mind this guy gets paid to surf real well, but also gets paid to be the token hipster art guy of a surfbrand whose target demographics span all the way from Jock Gnar Bro UFC guys, to the mainstream alternative crowd, thus turning that "art culture" into a market to increase capital for that surfbrand.

As a 1 time US Open longboard winner, and friend of surf and destroy's once said, "It's not even fucking about how you surf anymore, it's about the clothes you wear". Word.
Surf, Do your thing, Get exploited by a company, Get paid, and be stoked on it. Everyone else would be.

6.11.2008

News From the North: Varg Vikernes denied parole


Taken from: http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article2477398.ece

Convicted murderer Varg Vikernes ( of Burzum) is too dangerous to be released into society, according to justice officials. Government critics fear that his background as an ideologically motivated church-burning arsonist, and his connections with neo-Nazi groups, are making it impossible for him to get a fair parole hearing.

Vikernes is serving a 21-year sentence, the maximum that Norwegian law allows, for murder ( of Mayhem lead guitarist Øystein Aarseth aka Euronymous) and setting fire to three churches in 1993. Having spent the last 15 years behind bars and after serving two thirds of his prison time, he has become eligible to apply for parole.

Case workers at the Justice Ministry fear that Vikernes will be unable to adjust to life on the outside after his years in jail. They have turned down his application.

"I can't understand it. They want me to make arrangements with social services, even though this is unnecessary. Must I be on welfare in order to be released? I have a house, a job and a family waiting for me," Vikernes told daily newspaper VG.

The authorities emphasize that Vikernes escaped from prison in 2003 and that he has ties to neo-Nazi groups.

"I haven't been in contact with them for a long time. Police security services know this," Vikernes responded.

Parole authorities refuse to comment on the reasons for rejecting his application, referring to the confidentiality that surrounds such hearings.

"The authorities are worried that they might be considered to be soft on unpopular convicts," says a professor of criminology at the University of Oslo, Kristian Andenæs, when criticizing the verdict.

6.10.2008

North County Secret Spot

Who else scored today?

I surfed this fickle little gem for 2 hours by myself on the 5'7" EC Frodo Bat Tail Frankenstein Quad. Lined up lefts for days. Gnar boulders on the inside. Got shacked off my ass fool!




























Meet Doubleshakas















He will probably join the fiend club here at svrf & destroy sooner rather than later.

Yeah...that's a pentagram.

The early Christians commonly utilized the pentagram as a symbol of the 5 wounds of Christ. It was thought to protect against witches and demons.

The pentagram was quickly shunned by Christians once Satanists began to flip the star upside down with the two points pointed upward and circle it. The three points facing downward have been thought to represent rejection of the holy trinity. It is usually seen with the image of a goat head inside the upside down star. The goat represents free thinking and rejection of the sheep mentality.

At least that's what Wikipedia says...I guess, be like the goat and figure it out for yourself.

6.09.2008

New Link










I added my brother and his friend Mikey's Pod Cast to our fine selection of links. It is called the Dullcast.

Check it out, it is pretty much a half hour's worth of them shooting the shit about jobs, tunes, movies, rants, eating at Chili's, eating burgs, walking around, and a ton of other random shit. They have special guests on the show, so you never know who just might chime in on any given day.

I know they drew their inspiration from the Smodcast featuring Kevin Smith, whom you may know as "Silent Bob" from Jay and Silent Bob, and his longtime friend and producer, Scott Mosier.

Destroy and Enjoy.

6.06.2008

Let the Wild Rumpus Begin!


Slight board modification yesterday...Dyin' Fast, Ridin' Faster.

Drawing by Korey Sugita

The Sun No Longer Rises


Dan brought me home a new stick from work today. Very evil...just the way I like it. Come to think of it, it's the only way I like it.

6.04.2008

I back Wardo ('s...surfing)!

I know, I know. He beat on some chicks in Mammoth. This post is not about that. It's about the shredding. Pure and simple. I found this vid searching for that clip in 5'5 19 1/4 with the D.I. song oc life. I never found that clip but came across this shaming of taylor knox..Go do some more sit-ups broseph.


I don't back lost or the camera dudes stellar video skills

6.02.2008

Biker Beware




"Matamoros, Tamaulipas, Mexico(Monday June-2-2008) Seven competitors from yesterday cyclist race were severely injured after being hit by a drunk driver, one of them died and other three were hospitalized. The drunk driver was arrested after the rest of the participants tried to lynch him.

30 year old Alejandro Alvarez, from Brownsville,Texas, was pronounced dead on the scene, while Alejandro Salvador Tamez, 18, Juan Machaita, 38, and Guadalupe Martinez,, 16, were severely injured.

Cyclists were participating in a race from Matamoros to Bagdad Beach, when drunk driver Jesse Campos, a Brownsville, Texas resident, in his Ford Grand Marquis, license 659-FKF from Texas, impacted seven cyclists, even as they were being escorted by Local Transit Officials."

Source: Periodico El Bravo
Pictures: Fidelino Vera

Taken from: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76008922@N00/2545836745/

HAHAHAH!!!!!!

Trend: "a general direction in which something is changing or developing"

Don't do it to be cool do it to save gas and have fun....don't be like half the idiots that buy a $1000 dollar bike a ride it once a month.....don't be GAY!!!!!!!!


6.01.2008

I was a surfer, I had a skateboard...

I was so heavy man I lived on the strand.

I saw Keith Morris flippin through records at Amoeba last night. He looked in the zone so I didn't bother him. It was rad nonetheless.