6.24.2009

Is that a corn dog?

hahaha watch this fucking video and laugh like a bastard at this dipshit of a kid. pulls a corndog out of his backpack and starts grubbing. Does a cig/bowl/whipit/drink to epic puke combo.This dude ACTUALLY exists.

This video came from www.thebeachgoth.blogspot.com which is pretty much the funniest god damn thing i've read in awhile. mole rips and hating on stupid shit pretty much sums this blog up.

Some copy and pasted goth thoughts -
"i hate blogging
fuck i had no idea what i was getting into when i started this blog
now i got all you fags fucking saying
goth what the fuck when is the next post
and i say pull your pants up, quit beating off to porn, get off your computer and go
get money
get pitted
blow tail
rail molly
and fuck bitchs
like i have been doing"

"Fuck Australians
so fucking over ozzies
lamest partyiers
ooohh we drink hard mate
sick cunt
oooowwwiieeeee owwwieeeee
i proved this past weekend at coachhella

i can pick an aussie out from a mile away
gay fashion tank tops and over grown manes
fuck even a group were wearing union jack hats
called them a bunch of english fags
they were like were ozzzie
i said fuck even worse you fags talk like english and are dumber than dirt
go back to your stupid kangorooo vermit infested rock
bunch of reject english criminals, just a bunch of prison cell buttt buddies
and remember how bad we fucked up the english in the war of independence
aussies they party gay and loud
pimp chicks with their stupid ancents
you dont see me cruising to austrialia
like i give a fuck about the opposite side of the world
stay on your own hemisphere"

"god damn i miss isla vista
it will never be the same
when i was up there
all i did was party, surf, finger bang hotties and win national championships"

4 comments:

dude.economy said...

man, im alllll about vibz tooooo

Danimal said...

Does he have an Andy Milonakis poster on the wall?!?

dude.economy said...

Im selling my life for twomp

ion dissonance said...

this fool (points to shirt) like RIP dude, his shit was the bomb.