11.03.2010

...the fuck?

Nothing like some m&ms, a coke, and a live crab on your lunch break!

11.02.2010

This ones for you A.I.


"I've had my fair shares of hills and valleys, but my life's been radical and exciting. Stuff that kings would die to do. Straight up, fucken A. The lifestyle we've got and the life I've led since I was 17, I can't even tell my friends. I try and tell stories and they think I'm making it up or saw it in a fucking movie. Straight up. It's the life I wanted since I caught my first wave." Andy Irons, October 12, 2010.

10.31.2010

if only pro surfing had characters like this. .


I mean where the fuck is the next Christian Fletcher?

10.28.2010

10.27.2010



offshore wind. all day. err day.

Blame Laird

This is a direct quote from Laird Hamilton in the new Surfline interview:

"Forty percent or more of the people standup paddling are women. And a lot of them don't even care about catching a wave; they just want to get a suntan and a great workout and be in the ocean. So at the end of the day I just think it's a phenomenally great thing."

Fuck you Laird.





10.21.2010

Last Priest

Call me lazy but this record has eluded me for over three years, and today I finally got my clammy hands on it, thank you Meg Whitman (har har har).One time my pal Manny and I went to go see Last Priest and some other bands at the Che but got down there way too early so we went to Mexico. Bad idea, we missed all of the other bands we wanted to see, I didn't get this 7" and I got diarrhea. But we did make it back in time to see Last Priest end the show which made it all worthwhile. That was a good night.

No Last Priest videos up on red tube to share with you folks so here is a Find Him and Kill Him video, basically the same shit plus or minus a few dudes, enjoy!

10.20.2010

SWANS

"Swans are majestic, beautiful looking creatures. With really ugly temperaments."

10.18.2010

I Quit

surfing



10.15.2010

SUPee

I can't remember if we made our stance clear on how we feel about SUP. So, without further delay I bring svrfandestroy's official statement on the matter: NO. Actually this is just my opinion. Don't want to speak for everyone, but come on. These T-shirt designs from Stand Up Paddle Surfing Magazine should shed a little light on my opinion.




Unfortunately, there are regular surfing shirts that are just as annoying and lame. Looks like they had someone's daughter design these on Mario Paint.

10.13.2010

I really got to figure this out for myself




Zico the feral Seal Beach kid spray painted his own name on construction Andrew's board. Who does that? Feral Seal Beach kids


"This board doesn't work good"
-Kook of the day . . .

10.11.2010

Yep, longboarding is lame.

The proof is in the pudding. French pudding.

"At last a Longboard movie devoted entirely to French riders."

10.04.2010

shit that makes you wanna go surf

and shit.







9.30.2010

watch...

If you have not seen this your blowing it, even though this is a surf blog your still blowing it. hands down best style in skateboarding, right up there with my personal fav. MJ (Marc Johnson)

and for all you kids who try to copy styles of surfing and skating...get a life!

9.27.2010

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Complaint Department

This blog sucks now because everyone else does their own shit. Danimal has seasickness and Huff has A Cup Of Mud.

This is pretty much the only thing relevant from either one. . .



Today was a 100 fucking degrees and miserable. I surfed fun waves and got sun burnt, but the drive to and from ruined my day. Nobody can figure it out. I got cut off and almost rear ended a Ford F250 with 10 inch lift, with license plate reading "Rvr Homie". Fucking of course. It's such a cliche it's hardly worth mentioning anymore. One of about 10 instances just today. No exaggeration.

9.24.2010

sofa king retarded

The dude who invented this needs to get his ass kicked. They should do a cross-promotion with the Surf Brush. We could surf the ocean in the morning and then surf the brush in the afternoon to get clean. Stupid shit.

9.21.2010

Cycle Zombies

9.19.2010

Amigo

Dana has set himself up a blog. Take a gander.


A nice shot of our pals Noah and Dodger. 



9.15.2010

Cody "pickin cotton" Watten

Home boy has been fucking around on the photoshop lately. Here is some original artwork by Cody. These two were my favorite. Obama with his crew at the US Open and Shelty gettin filthy with his puppy.

Cody also happens to rip shit up for team Blow J. Here he is waxing the competition on his Bruce Jones factory ride at the boca barranca de San Gabriella.