No but seriously, I'm trying to get my shred on with my pal Andrew today but was being hindered by 4 or 5 angry red in the face shortboarders. I'd like to share with you some tips as to make your next session more enjoyable.
1. If it's knee high do not ride your shortboard, as you will not catch any waves and will quickly become frustrated and take it out on me for choosing the proper stick. I realize that Surfline says it's gonna be "3-5 ft. - waist to head high occasionally 7 ft. and fair+ conditions" but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to stand in the parking lot for 2 seconds and realize it's 2 foot and mushy as hell.
2. If the water is piss warm, do not wear your full suit and booties. Just looking at you makes my core temperature shoot through the roof.
Thats all for now folks...but one more thing, I find blog posts without pictures to be a bit lacking, so here are some pictures of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy spooning. Enjoy!
5 comments:
bahh should of surfed RIVcon aka thehivcon aka the river with me earlier in the day. Still shitty though. Coulda used some burkezurke action.
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I guess gay harry potter porn is big deal. Lots of people are into it. Here's to hoping we see more of it in the future!!!
This may be a bit bold, but what about gay Twilight porn? Just think about it..... no pressure....
Sorry, my bad. Now I know the rulz. Thanks fella.
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