Technology is a shit sandwich

I'm so over I-phones and software updates. If you are like me and own a 3G, DO NOT UPDATE to the new 4.0 software. I lost all my apps and shit. You can't even get help at the store cause of all the wankers trying to get the new 4. I've said it before and I'll say it again -

The i-phone 4 will NOT give you a BJ and it will NOT make you pancakes. What are you waiting in line for?

You must watch this little vid! Classic.