Chimp v. Frog

I was going to ask for a fleshlight this holiday season, but this has got me thinking I may just ask for a pet frog instead...my deepest apologies if this video is old and not funny anymore.

God's Pissed

earthquakes, volcanoes, floods...

the frogs and locusts are next so watch your back.

you: "want to go outside?"

me: "can't."

you: "why?"

me: "frogs."

you: "oh yeah."