2.18.2009

"He ripped her face off."

So apparently chimpanzees don't like being dressed up or being force fed wine and xany's.
Did you see how he went after the cop in his car after he ripped the lady's face off??? fuck I wish we could have gotten him a svrf and destroy shirt.


RIP travis the chimp.

9 comments:

Michael said...

i think your tags are better than your posting. god i love you douche.

El Hefe said...

Monkeys in tite lederhozen are funny.
Monkeys ripping your face off is not funny.

ion dissonance said...

thank you midnight. I know this monkey is all over the news and isn't top notch post quality, but come on, HE RIPPED HER FACE OFF!

murdercity said...

this post was good douche the thing went apeshit and ripped somebody's face off...it is worthy!!!

dude.economy said...

that chimp is so ugly

dude.economy said...

cool name though

walrus said...

.."I miss him every minute"...Jeez lady he ripped your fucking tooth out.

Maggie said...

"..and what did Mikey have in his hand? My tooth-=root and all.."

who ARE these people?

monkeys are like people, don't they know that? Like how some kids grow up fine and "seem fine" but then they go and shoot up a school full of people. or..Jeffrey Dahmer for example. [I'm fom Milwukee]....

i'm just sayin...

Anonymous said...

Why are you offending monkeys?