This is my girlfriend's first year as a teacher. She currently has a third grade classroom, needless to say, 3rd graders are pretty funny. This is Tommy's essay and illustration entitled "How to Defend Yourself from a Great White Shark."
It is pretty damn accurate. I would venture to guess that he paid attention during shark week.
My favorite line: "If the shark takes a big chunk of flesh out of you, then that is the time for you to panic and yell."
"Follow these steps and you will probably survive a shark attack."
Sorry if the scans are shitty and hard to read.
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"it might take hours but you still need to take that risk."
i'd say this kid could be the next bear grylls or survivorman.
very cute.
Funny, cute and scary !
the drawings are a classic .
"if you can't stand it paddle away as slowly as you can, but I wouldn't do it if I were you". Lunch highlight. Thanks. (-:
I am going to glass this into my new board! very nice!
That kid has some writing skills.
My 3rd grade daughter needs to
tighten up.
I call BS. that hand writing is outta this world. more like a 13th grader.
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