Buzz Kill

So today while I was enjoying myself at the cliffs some crack head broke into my car and stole my ipod. credit card, 6 dollars from my wallet, and $1 from a friends wallet. Oddly enough the juggalos (this broad literally had an ICP shirt on with died green hair and was missing some teeth most likely due a diet saturated in Faygo) in the parking lot I was kinda sketched out on and eyeing while hiding my key ( I know, big mistake at the cliffs) where the ones who waved me in from the water and informed me of the ordeal. They even showed me a picture they snagged of the bastard leaving my car. I guess it could have been worse, I had the 7"0 mini pelican (most excellent surf craft ever created) in the car and would have been devastated if that was missing. I can do with a stolen ipod and 80 gigs of music gone. In the meantime I drowned my sorrows in a 12 pack of hieneken and burned some cds till I have enough for a new pod, these are two get me through till I can afford one (shouldn't be too long as I plan on winning big money this weekend at danimals bachelor party in vegas).
Lock your shit up tight people!