SUP + Skateboards + UFC = Barf

Come on people. What the fuck do we need this for? Fun? Doubt it. I could understand if it was marketed to beginning skateboarders. What else would you need a stick with training wheels on it for? The whole Hawaiian/UFC/bad ass thing, freaks me out. I don't know if Kendall Grove surfs, but I hope he does not. Keep that shit away from surfing. I won't talk shit on the UFC, but do you really want that vibe lurking around your local spot? I think Peacefrog did a post exposing the connection between RVCA, BJ Penn, and Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor. Yikes. Maybe I'm crazy, but that is not a direction I can support. Do what you want. Surf how you want. Skate how you want. Rear naked choke how you want. But, don't try to sell me your bullshit SUP-UFC-stick-board without expecting some repercussions. I wish I had two more hands so I could give the Kahuna Board four thumbs down.

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Shed their blood! Shed their blood! Shed their blood!

I've been thinking allot about the SUP problem and also have been watching blood diamond on HBO. LIGHTBULB! Occasionally a truly genius idea sneaks past all the resin clogging my brain.

We gather all the best groms in socal, arm them with Ak's, blind fold and brainwash them, then get them to start blasting SUP'ers while chanting "Shed their blood!". The pep talk could go something like this "All your life you have been dropped in on by these janitors. They have never given you respect. With this (hand them AK47) you will demand respect..."

Of course rewarding the kids would be allot more humane than the RUF kids in Africa. I'm thinking instead of heroin, the SUP killing groms should get hooked up with product, stickers, energy drinks, Cheetos...shit like that. SHED THEIR BLOOD