8.13.2009

Some stuuupid fucking comments going on lately. You all suck harder than this fuck. . .


MurderMontage...

Filming has begun...

enjoy

SVRFANDESTROY (video log: 8.13.09) from Chad Huff on Vimeo.

8.12.2009

Murder Treats!!!

Geoff Mcfetridge recently posted this animation video on his"Solitary Arts" Blog
Thought it was pretty funny and the artwork is really cool... not really a normal post for us but
i thought people might dig

The Seafarers - Sea of Love from Eighty Four Films on Vimeo.

HB Fish Fry

Definitely gonna be there. Went to the last one in O'side. Rode some killer Pendoflex quads.

Prolly have a 5'7" Bat Tail Frodo quad, 5'5" Phantom of the Agua, 5'8" Swallow Tail Frodo Quad, 5'7" Phryed Fish, 5'2 Phryed Fish, and we will see what else we can get our hands on from EC.

8.11.2009

Born to Shred?

EC

EC sent over some photos of some freshies.

5'8" x 19.5 x 2.15 Anthrax for Icons of Surf



































5'10" x 19 3/4" x 2.25 Anthrax for Icons of Surf


















5'5"x20 3/8"x 2 1/8" Frodo with Hanshin tiger tail and custom lam art by Randy Noborikawa.



































"5'3" Merrick fishcuitbobathingymajig-or my interpretation of it w/ green spray 20" wide 2 3/4" thick 2 5/8" at concave"


















8.10.2009

Follow our Shitter updates.

Twitter

Yeah, it's lame. Deal with it.

8.09.2009





sold it in costa. kinda wish i hadn't.

sicko Danimal stencil spray

8.07.2009

EC

EC shaping a 5'5" Fonzer. Photos via Yo.



































GTFOMW

Get The Fuck Off My Wave

8.06.2009

Dontevenreply.com

Came across this site on NotPop and it is just tooooo good to pass up . . . This dude replies to Craiglists ads and well, ill let this story explain the rest.  PS don't go to this site if your in a hurry, wait till you can embrace it.


Original ad: 
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey, 

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. 

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm. 

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment. 

The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them. 

I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start? 

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.


Kanvas by Katin

In the land of Hyperfreaks, Phantoms, eco this, eco that, wanna be poser bullshit that looks like some jock workout gear: it is nice to have a drawer full of something that has worked since the beginning.

No gimmicks. No uber-super-duper stretch. No bullshit.

Just some straight up old school marketing hype and a 90 year old Japanese lady with a sewing machine who knows what's up.

I found this on the erBB.

8.05.2009

Pet Cemetary



long live the ramones

holy shit


b/s smith on the extension on the vans ramp. congrats to nick on going am for element.

photo: ben over at shredlove.com

Ah! My Eyes

I hope this buns your retinas as much as it burns mine. For fuck's sake man!

8.04.2009

Kid Meets Cougar



Played a house show last friday in Long Beach, the show was whateverz but I got to meet these nice people in Kid Meets Cougar, they're an electroacoustic duo sort of like Hot Chip v. Ratatat v. The Anniversary if that makes any since.  But the drummer is a babe who can actually shred.  They hail from Las Vegas, hopefully we can make it out their to play with them again . . . I know this isn't the usual genre for s&d but just give it a chance!

Balls

Dudes like this always make me feel like such a pussy.

The Long brothers always strike me as genuine, humble, and dedicated chargers in every interview that I have read with them.

Big props to them and all of these other freaks that are into this sick form of corporal punishment. This shit is just mad.

Greg Long. Photo:Glaser

8.03.2009

Ebony

ahheemm, uhh. No he's not

Hank

There is a pretty cool Hank Photo slideshow on Surfline right now.

Epic shot of Christian Fletcher, the caption reads:

"Shot this in the winter of 04-05 at the Vans Off the Wall house. I think Christian was surfing Pipe every night around midnight and this is one of his broken boards."


8.02.2009

animal loverz

Your Grandpa

Saw this old dude at Golden Spoon.

The photo is a little blurry, but his shirt says:

"Sex is like air. Not really that important until you're not getting any."

8.01.2009

pit stains

Katin team manager Matt donotoni gettin a nice view in nica

Bodysvrf

Last weekend. I thought it was PeaceFrog at first...not sure who this guy is.


Columbian Street Party

Another gem from Nevadical McRadical.

Corona Noseriding Invitational

I haven't really seen many photos or anything about the noseriding contest during the US Open.

I checked Worm's blog to discover who won:

1. Kevin Connelly
2. Joel Tudor
3. Harrison Roach
4. Herbie Fletcher

I also was able to get some photos from Dana, who filmed the event.

I had originally predicted that Christian Wach would win after seeing the completely fucked amount of tip time he spent on the nose at Noosa. But HB is far from built for noseriding as that wave is.

Kevin Connelly ended up with the most amount of tip time. I always enjoyed his sections in the the shitty longboard videos of the late 90's, early 00's (you know, Terry Simms, terrible soundtracks, too much water footage, too much Malibu, etc). Since then, I have not really heard much of him at all. Here he speaks to nose riding in particular...and proceeds to hang some serious ten and lay down some buttery ass drop knees.



TJ used to have a pretty sweet Kevin Connelly nose rider. It was prolly about 9'6" with a bright yellow tint and a pin tail. This was back when he had the "Doodie," a late 80's Chevy station wagon. You guessed it, Brown paint job, brown leather interior, and Camaro rims.

Anyways, here are the photos.

Christian Wach














Kevin Connelly