50 something, Slacks, Tommy Bahama creme colored shirt with the top 3 buttons undone, all red in the face, drunk off tequila, probably blown, and fucking lame.
He exchanges a few choice words with everyone in the bar, then hops into his cherry as fuck stingray all drunk and angry styles.
He burns out directly in front of the door at taco surf, continues burning out into oncoming traffic where he was tagged by an exolorer, and continues to burn out all the way into the curb across the street.
Totally wrecked his shit, then tried to reverse and bail. Didn't happen. All of Taco Surf, Don the beachcombers, and Kanvas by Katin is outside laughing at this tool. Destroyed. Made my weekend.
2 comments:
unfortunately this didnt happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwKWgwXhQI
ahah. so rad.
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