New Album Cover

Black Mountain is a great band, and here is there new album cover. It is like it was meant to be!!!!

Fuck. Yes.

I salute you, whoever owns this piece...

Beast Must Feast

I just saw a video of this of this story on the news...I guess it happened last year but the photos/video are just coming out now...

"These amazing pictures show an epic, two-hour battle between spear fisherman Craig Clasen and a 12-foot tiger shark in the Gulf of Mexico. The life-and-death struggle took place off New Orleans when Clasen, filmmaker Ryan McInnis and two friends were hunting tuna.

Suddenly McInnis found himself cut off and the shark began circling.

"I positioned myself between Ryan and the shark and I tried to watch it for a second, hoping it would pass," said Clasen, 32, who was wearing a snorkel. "The shark made a roll and looked like it was going to charge us.

"Down in my core I really felt the shark was there to feed. I didn't want it to come to that."

During the underwater struggle, Clasen speared the shark seven times and even attempted to drown it before finishing it off with a long-blade knife. It wasn't clear how often Clasen had to resurface to breathe. "Once I shot it in the gills I felt a moral obligation to finish the job," he said. "In the end we put a knife in its skull."

Clasen took no pleasure in his victory last June. "This was one of the most remorseful moments I have ever had in all of my years in hunting and fishing," he said."

more pics can be found here:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03122009/news/nationalnews/moment_of_tooth_159201.htm

How to Defend Yourself from a Great White Shark

This is my girlfriend's first year as a teacher. She currently has a third grade classroom, needless to say, 3rd graders are pretty funny. This is Tommy's essay and illustration entitled "How to Defend Yourself from a Great White Shark."

It is pretty damn accurate. I would venture to guess that he paid attention during shark week.

My favorite line: "If the shark takes a big chunk of flesh out of you, then that is the time for you to panic and yell."

"Follow these steps and you will probably survive a shark attack."

Sorry if the scans are shitty and hard to read.

White Death

I don't know about you guys but I fucking love Jaws. It's a damn good flick and it scared the piss out of me when I was little. If you are a bit nerdy at times, like myself, you are going to be stoked on this new documentary: The Shark Is Still Working. Actually I don't know how new it is, I heard Kevin Smith talking about it quite a while ago but since forgot about it until I stumbled upon this trailer a few minutes ago.

It features interviews with cast and crew as well as Peter Benchley, author of the original Jaws book. Should be radical. And if you could care less about this documentary then here is some Jaws related garb everyone can enjoy...

Don't Go In The Water...

originator of the D fin

Get in the Van

Fellow fiends, Scotty and Turkey Stopnik of Cycle Zombies, are featured in the Captain Fin Co. film, Get In The Van/Tales from the Black Van, or whatever you want to call it.

The showing is May 30th @ 7:30pm in Costa Mesa, check the flyer fool.


















Flyer found at Bang Bang Club

Stay out of the water...

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