It takes alot more for me to get pumped these days, and if i've learned anything at all from www.realultimatepower.net, it's that getting pumped is crucial for succesful living.
Robert Hamburger explains - "Now I have a call to arms. There comes a time in everybody's life where one must choose to be pumped or not. That time is probably now. All the stuff I've been talking about-the ninjas, the dogs, the hippos-it's really all about being pumped.
The fundamental question for humanity is, Do you want to be that boring guy at the shoe store who just takes whatever shoe the lady gives him? Or do you want to be that bad ass dude who just laid a log on top of a fax machine for no reason at all? I think the choice is simple.
If you understand what the heck I'm talking about, then you have to go and get as pumped up as possible and record it on film to get other people pumped up. It doesn't matter what you're doing. As long as you're pumped. You could tear apart the entire living room and it would be awesome*. You could bite the hell out of a blanket with your mouth and it would make sense. Just as long as you're pumped. Like, if some guy in China sees your video and decides to commit his heart to being pumped then maybe he'll spread it to other people and then BOOM, naked ladies everywhere."
This video of Christian Wach is getting me pumped to surf some small craft that I have on the way. Check that 5'0!
12.08.2008
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Who showed you that? That's a hilarious site that's been around for many years. The hate mail section is the best. I liked the story about one time when a ninja was eating in a restaurant and someone dropped a spoon and the ninja "flipped out" and killed the whole town. hahah.
Damn, i love my 5'1" but i sure as fuck can't surf it like that! Cool find.
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