8.30.2009
US Open Corona Noseride Event from Dana Morris on Vimeo.
; ) ohh really with that fucking song morris? ; )
8.28.2009
8.27.2009
8.26.2009
Hate Mail
The svrfandestroy hate mail account has been receiving some real gems lately. This was in the inbox this morning. Thanks Clay.
"Hey dudes,
Found this picture on the Livewire Records messageboard. Ed McKirdy (formerly of the sxe hc band mouthpiece) put this picture up of his newest Danzig tattoo and I thought you guys would appreciate it. It is insane, and by insane, I mean insanely awesome. East coast over and out,
Clay "
I don't have any tattoos, nor do I want any...because I know I could never top this.
"Hey dudes,
Found this picture on the Livewire Records messageboard. Ed McKirdy (formerly of the sxe hc band mouthpiece) put this picture up of his newest Danzig tattoo and I thought you guys would appreciate it. It is insane, and by insane, I mean insanely awesome. East coast over and out,
Clay "
I don't have any tattoos, nor do I want any...because I know I could never top this.
8.25.2009
Thanks Dana
I get to work this morning, sit down, start to check email, and see this from Dana.
"I hope work is epic today."
"I hope work is epic today."
One Trick Ponies
Many thanks to Dana for firing off a few.
Noah
Yours Truly
Brendan
Ok, maybe two or three tricks.
Noah putting the pig through the paces.
Noah
Yours Truly
Brendan
Ok, maybe two or three tricks.
Noah putting the pig through the paces.
8.24.2009
8.23.2009
More Wrong
FML, here he is again. So much going on in this photo.
Trucker hat, which I would normally talk shit on wearing while surfing, but he gets a hall pass for this blast.
Hawaiian shirt that your grandpa would envy.
Streched out leash wrapped around both feet.
And a beautiful frontside no grab air.
This gets me psyched on surfing.
8.22.2009
8.21.2009
Sometimes the world gets even
So this fucking guy was being a donkey at taco surf happy hour and everybody told him to beat it. You know EXACTLY the type of guy ...
50 something, Slacks, Tommy Bahama creme colored shirt with the top 3 buttons undone, all red in the face, drunk off tequila, probably blown, and fucking lame.
He exchanges a few choice words with everyone in the bar, then hops into his cherry as fuck stingray all drunk and angry styles.
He burns out directly in front of the door at taco surf, continues burning out into oncoming traffic where he was tagged by an exolorer, and continues to burn out all the way into the curb across the street.
Totally wrecked his shit, then tried to reverse and bail. Didn't happen. All of Taco Surf, Don the beachcombers, and Kanvas by Katin is outside laughing at this tool. Destroyed. Made my weekend.
50 something, Slacks, Tommy Bahama creme colored shirt with the top 3 buttons undone, all red in the face, drunk off tequila, probably blown, and fucking lame.
He exchanges a few choice words with everyone in the bar, then hops into his cherry as fuck stingray all drunk and angry styles.
He burns out directly in front of the door at taco surf, continues burning out into oncoming traffic where he was tagged by an exolorer, and continues to burn out all the way into the curb across the street.
Totally wrecked his shit, then tried to reverse and bail. Didn't happen. All of Taco Surf, Don the beachcombers, and Kanvas by Katin is outside laughing at this tool. Destroyed. Made my weekend.
Murder Treats!!!
It's the freakin weekend baby ima about to have me some fun...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgs5_YSVjtE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgs5_YSVjtE
8.20.2009
Katin Summer Slam
Come one, Come all
End of summer just for fun Katin contest. Kegs in the sand. BBQ later. Possibility of special guest judge-- his excellence, Mark Burke.
End of summer just for fun Katin contest. Kegs in the sand. BBQ later. Possibility of special guest judge-- his excellence, Mark Burke.
8.19.2009
Joel Tudor Pivot Fin
TJ had this in an old Bruce Jones squaretail Noserider. I think it is 9'4". This fin was lost for many years. Evan's mom just found it at the bottom of a laundry basket.
Pretty cool that it has the Takayama logo and Joel Tudor on it. That was an immensely influential era in John and I's surfing. Pretty much the only longboarder worth watching at the time along with Kevin Connolly, Josh Farberow, Tom Wegner, Jimmy Gamboa, Tyler Hatzikian, etc.
We were in 9th grade and we would get John's mom to drive us down to Oceanside so we could go in Takayama's shop and drool over Model T's.
TJ's dad had a 9'6" triple stringer Joel Tudor Flow Model by Takayama. It was a pintail. I wonder if he still has it. I wonder if he still has that garage full of boards and drawers full of fins...
8.18.2009
8.17.2009
There Can Be Only One!
Had to snap this one quick before I got my ass kicked for standing too close to a burly Hispanic's SUV.
8.16.2009
8.15.2009
8.14.2009
this blog is going to ...
Dear internet,
Please pull up your pants, quit beating off (or Dj'ing for our lady readers) to porn and/ or internet fights, and go do something constructive. Me and danimal are gona go get faced. Suhhhh (say "see ya" real fast)
edit** even I got over it
Please pull up your pants, quit beating off (or Dj'ing for our lady readers) to porn and/ or internet fights, and go do something constructive. Me and danimal are gona go get faced. Suhhhh (say "see ya" real fast)
edit** even I got over it
8.13.2009
8.12.2009
Murder Treats!!!
Geoff Mcfetridge recently posted this animation video on his"Solitary Arts" Blog
Thought it was pretty funny and the artwork is really cool... not really a normal post for us but
i thought people might dig
Thought it was pretty funny and the artwork is really cool... not really a normal post for us but
i thought people might dig
The Seafarers - Sea of Love from Eighty Four Films on Vimeo.
HB Fish Fry
Definitely gonna be there. Went to the last one in O'side. Rode some killer Pendoflex quads.
Prolly have a 5'7" Bat Tail Frodo quad, 5'5" Phantom of the Agua, 5'8" Swallow Tail Frodo Quad, 5'7" Phryed Fish, 5'2 Phryed Fish, and we will see what else we can get our hands on from EC.
Prolly have a 5'7" Bat Tail Frodo quad, 5'5" Phantom of the Agua, 5'8" Swallow Tail Frodo Quad, 5'7" Phryed Fish, 5'2 Phryed Fish, and we will see what else we can get our hands on from EC.
8.11.2009
EC
EC sent over some photos of some freshies.
5'8" x 19.5 x 2.15 Anthrax for Icons of Surf
5'10" x 19 3/4" x 2.25 Anthrax for Icons of Surf
5'5"x20 3/8"x 2 1/8" Frodo with Hanshin tiger tail and custom lam art by Randy Noborikawa.
"5'3" Merrick fishcuitbobathingymajig-or my interpretation of it w/ green spray 20" wide 2 3/4" thick 2 5/8" at concave"
5'8" x 19.5 x 2.15 Anthrax for Icons of Surf
5'10" x 19 3/4" x 2.25 Anthrax for Icons of Surf
5'5"x20 3/8"x 2 1/8" Frodo with Hanshin tiger tail and custom lam art by Randy Noborikawa.
"5'3" Merrick fishcuitbobathingymajig-or my interpretation of it w/ green spray 20" wide 2 3/4" thick 2 5/8" at concave"
8.10.2009
8.09.2009
8.07.2009
8.06.2009
Dontevenreply.com
Came across this site on NotPop and it is just tooooo good to pass up . . . This dude replies to Craiglists ads and well, ill let this story explain the rest. PS don't go to this site if your in a hurry, wait till you can embrace it.
Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.
My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.
I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.
You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.
The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.
I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.
My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.
I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.
You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.
The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.
I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.
Kanvas by Katin
In the land of Hyperfreaks, Phantoms, eco this, eco that, wanna be poser bullshit that looks like some jock workout gear: it is nice to have a drawer full of something that has worked since the beginning.
No gimmicks. No uber-super-duper stretch. No bullshit.
Just some straight up old school marketing hype and a 90 year old Japanese lady with a sewing machine who knows what's up.
I found this on the erBB.
No gimmicks. No uber-super-duper stretch. No bullshit.
Just some straight up old school marketing hype and a 90 year old Japanese lady with a sewing machine who knows what's up.
I found this on the erBB.
8.05.2009
holy shit
b/s smith on the extension on the vans ramp. congrats to nick on going am for element.
photo: ben over at shredlove.com
8.04.2009
Kid Meets Cougar
Played a house show last friday in Long Beach, the show was whateverz but I got to meet these nice people in Kid Meets Cougar, they're an electroacoustic duo sort of like Hot Chip v. Ratatat v. The Anniversary if that makes any since. But the drummer is a babe who can actually shred. They hail from Las Vegas, hopefully we can make it out their to play with them again . . . I know this isn't the usual genre for s&d but just give it a chance!
Balls
Dudes like this always make me feel like such a pussy.
The Long brothers always strike me as genuine, humble, and dedicated chargers in every interview that I have read with them.
Big props to them and all of these other freaks that are into this sick form of corporal punishment. This shit is just mad.
Greg Long. Photo:Glaser
The Long brothers always strike me as genuine, humble, and dedicated chargers in every interview that I have read with them.
Big props to them and all of these other freaks that are into this sick form of corporal punishment. This shit is just mad.
Greg Long. Photo:Glaser
8.03.2009
Hank
There is a pretty cool Hank Photo slideshow on Surfline right now.
Epic shot of Christian Fletcher, the caption reads:
"Shot this in the winter of 04-05 at the Vans Off the Wall house. I think Christian was surfing Pipe every night around midnight and this is one of his broken boards."
Epic shot of Christian Fletcher, the caption reads:
"Shot this in the winter of 04-05 at the Vans Off the Wall house. I think Christian was surfing Pipe every night around midnight and this is one of his broken boards."
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