3.16.2010

Rob Machado is a Ritard

I can't believe this shit. Rob's new movie called Drifter looks like a steaming pile of shit and puke. Talk about selling out. He rips so hard. Why can't he just do that. Fuck Drifter. "One day I decided to paddle between two islands by myself..." Yeah right. My bullshit meter broke after watching this trailer.

28 comments:

TJ Ridings said...

the screen got cut off, but trust me. check it out on youtube I guess.

Anonymous said...

What a wiener head- learn to spell, Retard!

TJ Ridings said...

see The Hangover penis nose!

Anonymous said...

Fucking idiot, he had this trip to indo then he back there and filmed the real movie you saw. rob stayed alone there for 6 months alone without cameras

Anonymous said...

i agree, he's gotta fill his wallet somehow. though Rob still has more style in one of his nappy goatee hairs than most of the wct and wqs combined.
oh yeah http://www.hulu.com/watch/132871/saturday-night-live-zach-monologue

snoogins said...

if he did take the solo trip without cameras good for him, he didn't have to make a bunk ass movie about it though

Nigel S. Peppercock said...

You're right, I'd rather watch the same thing over and over again than watch something that has the potential to be interesting, even if there is speculation regarding its validity.Gotta go, for some reason my copy of City Fog always skips at this part.

snoogins said...

city fog is the dookie, i'd rather stare at robs shit locks and watch him be soul for two hours than see cj nelson do arts and crafts on his board then ride his bike in circles, on the other hand at least the city fog dvd isn't $35.99

Anonymous said...

i don't believe in cityfog surfboards mostly because it will take 5 years for a cityfog board to make its way to where I am, and by then according to the Mayan calendar well all be dead anyway.

Anonymous said...

BURN! Nigel wins

Danimal said...

The Shitty Fog dvd = hour long infomercial on how to be a hip longboarder.

TJ Ridings said...

Anonymous obviously thinks I am stupid. I spelled retard wrong on purpose. I know that Drifter is loosely based on actual events. Key word being "loosely." I am not arguing his rip-ability or need to make money. I just cannot support something so obviously contrived. I'd rather watch In God's Hands. Oh, and what the fuck is he going on surf trips for six months alone for? Doesn't he have a wife and kid? Kinda fucked if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

Ole' Massa Tom! Right said!

Rob's got to keep up on that mortgage for his Cardiff home on the bluff, that beesturd!

WTF- 6 months with out the kids, yeah I'd say he's drifted out of his mind.

Anonymous said...

City fog is about all the the things we like, surfing, art, bikes, technology" CJ Nelson in the city fog movie. That movie was beyond shit. David nuihiwa isnt even in it, its old footage of him. Hands down the worst movie ever made.

Nigel S. Peppercock said...

I think we can all agree on the fact that surfing is synonymous with some sort of frustrating emotion indescribable through language along the lines of

sdfsddsfsdwhofuckingcaresgodfuckingdamnititsamotherfuckingsurfmoviedontwatchitifyoudontlikeitjesusitsnotthatfuckinghardcjnelsonsucksdongsfortastedskfjsdklds

Danimal said...

Massa Tom,

Have you seen the Shitty Fog video? I'll have to get that one to ya for a top notch rant.

Anonymous said...

its so hip! my pants get tighter every time i watch it.

TJ Ridings said...

No Danimal, I have not. Sounds like fun.

Gaz said...

Do your wives proof-read your comments?
What a bunch of sensitive surfers!

You all need 6 months to get your nutz outta the pawnshop......

ion dissonance said...
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ion dissonance said...

i posted about the city fog dvd a loooonng time ago. I recommended checking it out because T.K. is a good dude and I wanted to hype his shit up right when it came out. Yea there was some lame stuff in it, but at the time it was the newest thing on the dvd shelf that wasn't trying to be sprout.

TJ Ridings said...

wives? sensitive? pawnshop? Huh?

TJ Ridings said...

yeah peacefrog. we can't blame TK. good or bad. you can tell he threw it together. it wasn't really his project. the city fog dudes just gave him the footage and he whipped something up right quick.

Anonymous said...

Get your story straight before you post/comment. You all look incredibly moronic. Bailing on his wife and kid for 6 months? Yeah, try his wife TELLING him to split and get lost due to personal/marital circumstances. If my wfe told me to split so I could surf epic waves and get paid and filmed doing it? Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate..

Nigel S. Peppercock said...

Anonymous: The Voice of Reason

TJ Ridings said...

Anonymous must have been Rob's fluffer during the shooting for Drifter. You must have formed a really "deep" connection.

I believe in right and wrong. Good and Bad. Drifter is WrongBad.

Anonymous said...

have you seen that movie "Surfer,Dude"?

cend_it. said...

The Drifter is rad. So is Rob